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Favorite Demotivational Poster


CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!


TAGS: culos comics character favorite catwomen
Rating: 4.56/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:24 pm
Gah! My outie has turned into an innie!
corbett06 - January 28, 2011, 6:39 pm
cannot unsee this...
valkor - January 27, 2011, 7:24 am
AHHH my eyes !! quick get the tequila I need to remove some brain cells, Fast.
culos - January 27, 2011, 7:01 am
"Cat-flap" comes to mind
Greeny - January 27, 2011, 6:35 am
If it's too low for an underboob, it would be a wut?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
You go boy!


true love -




MARCO -


TAGS: cranky s favorite game marco polo
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - June 8, 2011, 5:33 pm
MARCO! LOL
the1stCOMMI3 - June 8, 2011, 4:00 pm
can't say no to the classic5


THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality




CHICKEN WINGS -




BEST PART OF WAKING UP -




SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fútbol.


GIRLS - Your only way to the top 100 never mind the 4-headed thingy




RED SHIRT GIRLS -


TAGS: my favorite flavor cubby
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:00 am
Kirk in.... then, out!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 11:07 pm
Excellent concept Cubby.


MAC N' CHEESE -




HAPPY HOLLANDAISE! - From: Jimbo (not pictured), Jimbo Jr. (not pictured), Shelly (not pictured), Tina (not pictured), Uncle Ricky (not pictured) and Bertha.


TAGS: favorite food assignment with centerfolds get it center folds goodnight folks
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy eggs benedict! I think I'm in lust.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:03 pm
Niiiiiice.


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




TUNA FISH CASSEROLE -


TAGS: favorite food assignment id rather eat a dead possum
Rating: 3.4/5

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Reason - December 21, 2009, 3:55 pm
1 reason im glad i dont live in Canada. we get down to -15 or so with windchill and those days are few. One thing though my weather changes constantly, a few weeks ago it was 60 F now its like 15 F.
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 12:21 am
we hit -40 with the windchill here week before last
Reason - December 21, 2009, 12:12 am
i get it now. sometimes innuendo is lost on me after i shovel 2 feet of snow. Its just so cold all you can think is: "FUCK, IT'S COLD"
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:10 pm
A good advert. Tuna - unsustainably being fished out everywhere.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:13 pm
I'm glad you got the joke ;)
Reason - December 20, 2009, 11:16 am
that is a vomitous and disgusting mass of bleh. Poor cooking skills are likely to be the cause of this because i've had tuna casserole and it didn't look like that


LIFE -


TAGS: life upside down ducks cubbybears favorite position lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 10:22 pm
Shoopdahwoop, I hate you
Shoopdahwoop - May 19, 2010, 10:20 pm
Hate me for being a grammar Nazi, but it should be once IN a while.


OKTOBERFEST - Has three of my favorite things in life ...


TAGS: oktoberfest three favorite things
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - September 22, 2011, 7:14 pm
pricksoldier? What are you a medic? LOL (inside joke) "Two girls one stein".
pricksoldier - September 22, 2011, 11:45 am
how bout; 2. girls 4. t**ts 6. beers 8. 0r 9. shots?
mariand - September 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
my fault... I assimilated babes with boobs
Budog - September 21, 2011, 3:14 pm
Babes, Boobs and Beer !!!
rnbw00 - September 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
Depends if you count each tit individually or together. Or it could be 1. Girls, 2. Tits, 3. Beer.
mariand - September 21, 2011, 7:19 am
Dude, I see only two... which is the third?


THE CULOS - one of synchronized swimming's more popular routines


TAGS: a crowd favorite
Rating: 4.25/5

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rnbw00 - August 1, 2011, 2:30 pm
In synchronized swimming...if one drowns, do they all have to?


DEEP FRIED REUBEN BALLS - Corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressing encased in bread crumbs battered and deep fried. You really can deep-fry everything!


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 4/5

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spanko1 - November 11, 2011, 3:15 pm
Who the heck is Reuben, and why are you frying his balls???
Krissie - December 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
I want!
R.S.Jake - December 21, 2009, 12:10 pm
I want these for lunch! Now!!!!
me4891 - December 21, 2009, 9:55 am
L in this case stands for Lipitor, but I give 5 to that!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2009, 8:45 pm
But 5.....I love sauerkraut.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2009, 8:45 pm
Fail! There's only one appropriate use for rye.....and it's NOT bread.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:44 pm
Win!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 8:40 pm
in the batter. rye bread bread crumbs
Cubbybear - December 20, 2009, 8:38 pm
I'm wondering if you could incorporate the rye bread in the mix....HMMMMM?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
I must have these, diet be damned! Reubens are the best sandwich ever! It's a Christmukkah miracle!


WHAT A GREAT IDEA! - Grilled cheese sandwiches as buns! Shhhh...Mickey D's is watching


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 4/5

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wee - April 3, 2010, 7:04 pm
must try it. screw heart failure


SEPTEMBER 19TH - It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ya scurvy dogs


TAGS: my favorite day
Rating: 2.53/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:54 pm
"Avast me hardies! Yo ho! Ho get over here." Pirate Ebonics, its always fun.
sarcasm - September 19, 2009, 3:50 pm
Yaarr! Take that ninjas.
sarcasm - September 19, 2009, 3:49 pm
I can't believe it. This is true.


WHAT BETTER WORTH -


TAGS: july calendar favorite movie scene
Rating: 4.53/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
Most agreed! Second City, etc.
rudeboy308 - July 23, 2011, 6:57 pm
Uncle Buck is an underrated gem. I miss John Candy. 5 lions.


IT'S TIME TO PLAY -


TAGS: favorite game show
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:23 pm
Sorry Spike.. you be wrong. I put it together.. it's 1. Hayak 2. Klum 3. Heigl 4. Lohan 5. Johannson 6. Jessica Simpson
spikeback - November 6, 2010, 5:40 pm
1 = Hayek 2 = Simpson 3 = Heigl 4 = Lohan 5 = Johannsen 6 = Klum These are not guesses, they are facts
Anonymous2 - November 6, 2010, 3:09 pm
I know 4 is Lohan, and that would make 5 Johannsen, thus that's the reds. I'm thinking 3 is Hayek, 6 is Klum, 2 is Heigl, and 1 is Ashlee (or is it Ashley, I forget) Simpson
culos - November 5, 2010, 4:50 pm
I meant 5 but got distracted.... I think I know that dress
Airman - November 5, 2010, 4:47 pm
must be past your nap time C.. you know 4 is Lohan
VladTepes12 - November 5, 2010, 4:46 pm
5 is hyak i think. and 2 i'm relativly sure is lohan.
culos - November 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
4 is Scarlett, don't really care about the rest


CRISPY AND JUICY -




OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL - For it's root root root for the home team


TAGS: my favorite sports day of the year
Rating: 3.93/5

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oo7man - August 17, 2011, 5:00 pm
The basket ball isn't the only thing that will be bouncing


ACQUISITIONS -


TAGS: favorite food assignment batteries not included
Rating: 3.75/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 8:45 am
A*M*E*N* its the best food EVER ^^ 8 gajillion served every day (except in china)[cries a tear for china ! ! ! and goes out for breakfast ^^] & great job GS


TURKEY TAILS AND SPARERIBS -


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 3.7/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 11:36 am
Whoa! Thats pretty good! I always wanted "wrap me in a hefty, and toss me in the ground" or " Nature's great garden needs a few weeds to offset the splendor of the roses".
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 11:20 am
I'll need something good to put on mine. My mom's says, "All dressed up and no place to go." The Catholics were PISSED when they found out we put that there.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 11:14 am
Its going on my headstone.
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 11:05 am
That's okay; I'll just have them read the recipe at my eulogy.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 11:02 am
Just make sure there is a little oil in the pan before you start, the flour sucks up oil. Also in no way have I suggested that this won't take years off your life. (its worth it)
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:59 am
Innnnnnteresting... I have a pound of bacon that might get floured when it gets cooked.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:57 am
It is like a breading but it doesnt really change the texture.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:56 am
The bacon ends up double the usual size and flavor. The flour keeps the strips from shrinking and retains taste. Trashette used to do all the cooking but since I showed her that, I make all the breakfasts!
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:53 am
I did now. So it's JUST flour and bacon? Does it make like a breading on the bacon?
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:50 am
Your life is gonna be so much better after today! Have you seen my floured Bacon recipe on the bacon thread?
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:47 am
OMG! Why am I not doing that?
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:45 am
Buttered popcorn + cinnamon and sugar = NOMNOMNOMNOM
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:42 am
Real Life. On the upside, it IS butter flavored popcorn...
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:41 am
RL?
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:33 am
I'm sad that all I have in RL is some popcorn.
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 10:33 am
Om!
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:33 am
Hows this TOC?
phydeaux - December 20, 2009, 1:27 am
Plate lunch. Food of the gods. Mostly Cthulhu, but a god nonetheless...


CUBBY - He's a favorite amongst the ladies.




ASSICONS -


TAGS: assicons my favorite 0
Rating: 3.5/5

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djinnyf - March 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't like your fave so much... But the smartass, way too funny!! xx


COMFORT FOOD -


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 3.5/5

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erock - January 11, 2010, 7:11 pm
i want one. where does such a beautiful creation exist?
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 2:34 pm
Oh no you DI'INT!!!! The MocoLoco...a sublime combination consisting of two (count them, TWO!!) hamburger patties over rice, with gravy, topped off with fried eggs (TWO!!) and a side of macaroni salad with tuna. Heart attack burger, meet your nemesis!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 1:38 am
Myocardial infarction.....with eggs?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:35 am
What is it?
phydeaux - December 20, 2009, 1:26 am
Not my home town...but the Wife's. No, you may not have a pic of my wife or daughters Cubby. But we going home sone...transferring to Maui for 4 years. Wahoo.


DA HAWAIIAN PLATE -


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 3.5/5

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Cubbybear - December 20, 2009, 3:36 am
Amen Bro!
phydeaux - December 20, 2009, 1:28 am
Real men eat Poi...cause it tastes GOOD!!


THIRST -




MOVIE TEST - It is really amazing, isn't it?


TAGS: find your favorite movie
Rating: 3.25/5

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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 1:12 pm
That's amazing! It DOES work! 5x3+3x3-4lions!
forseti - June 12, 2010, 7:51 am
jur ASS ic park?!?
CoolioIndeed - June 11, 2010, 3:22 pm
I got Jurassic Park. =D
Anything - June 11, 2010, 3:17 pm
Mine is The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat. Wait, what.
forseti - June 11, 2010, 12:57 pm
What do you mean?? You're all in that Star Wars thing, too?!? :D
ThatGuy - June 11, 2010, 12:39 pm
Have to admit, ya got me.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 9:51 am
HA! I know how to beat this, go to a decimal place, 1.4.. x3... Ohhh... Dammit! Well... it was a fine film...
Cloudchaser - June 11, 2010, 9:08 am
Dammit, Forseti, you got me on that one


MARCH MADNESS -


TAGS: one of my favorite times of the year
Rating: 2.59/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:13 am
So, is this one of those tricky posters about Kansas?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:31 pm
Oh okay... well technically it wasn't supposed to be Hennessy. It's a pun mixing Tennis and Hennessy... oh well, you get it now.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
Yeah, I just never got the Hennessey, I was actually thinking Tennessee Whiskey.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:27 pm
Okay I'm stopping after this: The answer to the first question is on the jerseys in the second picture. The answer to the second question is on the megaphone in the third picture. The last title and caption is just a final punchline.
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:25 pm
Drink more!
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
Yeah I never figured it out
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
I wouldn't mind being less than sober tonight, now that you mention it...
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:17 pm
New riddle...What are you smoking? I'm supposed to figure this shit out. O-o I'm only 50% sober. (probably)
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:11 pm
Tennis-sy = Hennessy... Come on people!!!
Bartimaeus - March 20, 2010, 11:05 pm
Visual puns! Well...eerrrrrmmmm....I didn't get it, but you can blame the drugs for that.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:02 pm
Or ANYONE, for that matter?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 11:02 pm
Got it now, Dre?
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 6:34 pm
Okay dude... the answer the the questions are in the following picture. For example: What did Jenny do after she finished cooking breakfast? Wake Forest.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 6:32 pm
I havent voted yet, but no, im not getting it.
Produceman117 - March 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Wow... I was pretty confident that you guys would get/like this.


gramma -


TAGS: i was her favorite
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - March 9, 2014, 7:47 pm

Where's a good button hook when you need one? 5Ls
Greeny - March 9, 2014, 3:11 pm
My kids never smile when I mention that


Favorite Songs -


TAGS: music songs quote remember favorite
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 11:46 am
Oh, if only.


THAT SCREECHING HALT -




CREAMED CHIPPED BEEF ON TOAST - Sending out an SOS


TAGS: favorite food
Rating: 3.85/5

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Briton of Rose - December 21, 2009, 7:20 am
When my dad was in the navy, they called it "four skinned seamen on a raft", or "foreskins & semen" for short.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2009, 8:48 pm
I beg to differ....Beef is quite cheap if you don't care aboot the cut.
Cubbybear - December 20, 2009, 8:47 pm
Chipped beef isn't cheap nowdays...Sooo good
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 8:30 pm
I grew up with this stuff. It's awesome!
aesop's folly - December 20, 2009, 5:51 pm
shit on a shingle
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:15 pm
Nice Job!! 5 Mess Halls
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hmmmmmmmmm an old Army favorite


LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET -


TAGS: internet creeps favorite aroma odor smell
Rating: 3.54/5

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Derek - December 13, 2009, 4:50 pm
Wingnut Productions!


MEET VALERIE -




OUR GIFT TO SEAN FOR CHRISTMAS - Just wish we could see his face when he opens it




FAVORITE ALBUM - Always a conversation starter.


TAGS: motifake lions cartoon favorite album abba hendrix xtc u2
Rating: 2.42/5

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bOB Chin - December 1, 2008, 9:43 am
Well, INXS-"Original Sin" But, there really are alot in the same league. Cheech & Chong "Big Bambu" 'cause it came with that huge rolling paper. Phat doobie!
LogicDude - November 14, 2008, 4:38 pm
"The Violin Player" by Vanessa 'smokin' hot' Mae! Figured she's be a fave of Cubby's?
Cubbybear - November 14, 2008, 4:34 pm
I like Bella Donna by Stevie Nicks


FEED THE DUCKS - Shoot the homeless.




If I'm a pervert -


TAGS: favorite son
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 12, 2016, 3:02 am
Dear Mods, shouldn't this be on Politifake instead of here?


favorite reboot joke -


TAGS: favorite joke rebooted for silvy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 2, 2017, 10:05 pm
All that 'red' in one sentence? You just might be playin' with fire, C-bal! (and enjoying every minute of it!) chuckle, chuckle....
Cannabal - May 2, 2017, 8:05 pm
All hail Dizz, the Redhead Queen of the Red Ring.
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 8:51 am

Besides, the more you practice, the more you post, the more we get to see. Win win all around!
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 8:50 am

Practice makes perfect, and makes quicker. My signature style used to take like an hour to do one. Now it takes like 5 minutes. I know the program (GIMP) a lot better, and I have practice. Now if only I had the inspiration and time!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2017, 12:28 am
Thanks, Silvy! It takes a LOT of time to do these, so I can't do them very often.
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 12:14 am

You really found your signature style. Love it, ^


sir rodger moore tribute -




Fishing and beer -


TAGS: favorite past times
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2016, 3:21 pm
My idea of catching fish is to have the vendor down at the harbor toss it to you amid the barking of sealions.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:12 am
Thanks, R-69! Its actually the other way around though. I found the pic first. Its been sitting in the cue for MONTHS!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:10 am
E.D., you miss out on a lot of stuff, don't you? Poor thing!
EmilioDumphque - February 12, 2016, 10:31 pm
I've never felt the urge to fish.
Rick69 - February 12, 2016, 7:15 pm
Perfectly complementary picture...


Friday -


TAGS: eff words favorites
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - December 12, 2014, 3:49 pm
LOL! Internet is constipated!!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:09 am
Frickin' pop up is blocking whatever shyt I posted that you commented on so I have no more witty comeback... :(
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
We both do!!! Absolutely! We mostly use verbal slams, but a good stealth boot to the bum is bonus points! LOL!
MissPriss - December 11, 2014, 12:10 am
Do you celebrate kick a ginger day? Bahaha
mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:31 pm
Oahu. He's 5'11" and redheaded and he's STILL an adorable asterisk!! Redheads deserve each other!!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:48 pm
I sure hope it's concern you're accusing of being guilty cuz my floc is an inny not an outty. Little awkward for 2 Miss'es. Doable... but still awkward. And please, no comment needed Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:41 pm
Mizzdizz!!! Shame on you! On which island? Oh...you mean looked it up...never mind.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:09 am
Me too!
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:07 am
I accuse you of being guilty of that particular scatological example of excessive syllabic content! LOL! How'd you find it?
MissPriss - December 8, 2014, 1:06 am
You do realize you made me look the damn word up...worthless arse!
concern3 - December 8, 2014, 1:01 am
NO, but I like the way you think except for the smallish part
MissPriss - December 8, 2014, 12:37 am
isn't that fornicating on one of the small islands of the Philippines with a person of lets say a smallish, er, floc?
concern3 - December 8, 2014, 12:29 am
how about floccinaucinihilipilification
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:19 pm
Ya gotta 3rd one concern?
concern3 - December 6, 2014, 9:05 am
Yes


finally found! -




Like all time -


TAGS: exaggeration favorite thing overly
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 10:20 pm

We could tell 'em we were together. Now THAT would be fodder for the mill, ey?
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:56 pm
I enjoy encouraging them to see just how far they'll go with their story! 5 LOL lions, Prissy!
spacedog - January 16, 2016, 9:13 pm
Tall tale5.
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 7:55 pm
That a gal hiked her price?
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 7:55 pm
Um...could say the same thing there gurlfriend teehee.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm

I thought she fell off the earth! Good'a see ya', Priss!
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 4:43 pm

Priss....godammit...you don't call...you don't write..whats a guy to think?


shaarrk!! -




THREE DIFFERENT MINDS ONE GOAL DEMOTIVATION -


TAGS: three of my favorite authors
Rating: 3.73/5

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GaryO - August 14, 2012, 8:12 pm
Well, that would be good if I meant ‘bear’, as in tolerate. However, I meant ‘bare’, as in naked, unadorned, undressed….like that. What say we just put this wretched attempt to bed.….go vote on a good one, or bring me a drink….geeezus.
Oogie - August 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Bear, dammit, not bare; speak English.
GaryO - August 12, 2012, 3:14 pm
‘Simple’ is the word, Sho. I thought it a grand idea, but, alas, your artistry is not there. My vain attempt at tying in three very different minds is lacking. I was kinda hoping it’d get rejected…..I think I’ll stick to just verbiage….but thank you.
Sho - August 12, 2012, 12:02 pm
Simple but funny and thoughtful lol. 5L


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